Sunday, August 29, 2010

sex on the brain?

I told my dad i wanted someone to go to the beach with today, preferrably a hot guy.
his response: "you know, it seems like all you think about is sex, thats the only thing you have on your mind."
umm...yeah dad..thats me..always thinking about sex.
hell no.
actually, i couldnt care less about it.
i just want guy friends. 90% of my friends are guys. purely platonic.
why is meeting some nice guys too much to ask?
my dad doesnt seem to understand that im going crazy not having people to hang out with.
he keeps saying, "just hang out with the family, hang out with your brother."
no, thats not the same.

also, we were discussing which room my brother should move into, and when we decided on one, my dad says " oh jason this is perfect for when you have girls over and they're running around naked you have the bathroom next door. and now since your right across the hall from Ama, youll know when she has guys over and you need to come out and beat the shit out of them and kick them out."


great.

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